Hello Internet. Its me again, Rio.
You might remember me from my earlier letter trying to find a suitable partner for my Mommy.
Well, the pouring in of inquiries was underwhelming.
Thanks for nothing, World Wide Web.
Look, I'm getting kind of desperate here. Mommy needs to find me a Daddy. Soon. She's nearing 30 and has NO prospects. Zero. Nada. None.
The word of the day is spinster. S-P-I-N-S-T-E-R.
So come on Internet, help a chocolate brother out. Help me find my Vanilla Mama someone to mix flavors with.
Sincerely,
Rio
P.S. My Momma is very limber.
