FAQ

Why do you call yourself Momma Pug?

Because I'm Sonny the Pug's momma. And I think we bear a striking resemblance. And because it makes me smile. And because its fun to say. Go on, say it fast: MommaPug. Fun to say, right?

Do your family and friends care you talk about them on the Web?

No. Well, maybe. Sometimes? Honestly, I don't know. I've never taken a survey or passed out permission slips. So they might hate it for all I know. Regardless of what they might say, I really do try to not be intentionally hurtful. Besides, I've always been a bit of a storyteller so it's probably no surprise to them that they become great fodder for my Web site. Also, I usually use nicknames – that way none of the ingrates can sue me.

Do you support the Humane Society or SPCA?

Absolutely. Ripken came from the Houston SPCA and Sonny the Pug came from the Humane Society We here at Pug Off think anyone who's trying to save even one animal should be lauded. All though, we think PETA is made up of a bunch of coo-coos. Sure, no-kill shelters are the best, but it's not always a realistic option.

Why do you call Deuce "a demon"?

Because he is the badest little dog on the planet. Lucky for him, he's also super-cute.

Why did you start this blog?

I began blogging in 2005 on MySpace. When I decided to a more public forum, I created Pug Off (mommapug.com). The blog originally started as way to document my first failed weight loss attempt. (You know, as a way of keeping perspective and good sense of humor.) Then I started talking about having PCOS. Finally it morphed into this.

Why is the Aggie the Official Pooper-Scooper? Don’t you help?

Because he is the greatest husband in the world. He's also Official Laundry and Trash Guy. And, no, usually I don't pick up poop. I mean, unless the Aggie's not there to do it. Then I become the Backup Pooper-Scooper.

Why three dogs? Isn’t that a bit much?

Yes. Sometimes it is a bit much. And there's kind of a long story behind it.

Back in 2005, we had just been married one year when we decided to get a puppy. (Enter Ripken.) Then we decided he needed a yard, so we bought a house. (Like our logic?) Eventually Ripken needed a brother and I a companion, so we found Sonny the Pug. (Who turned out to HATE the cat, LOVE the Aggie and was pretty much indifferent to me and Ripken.) So after the passing of Mark's beloved Silky terrier Martin, we decided that if we had the opportunity we would get a Silky to be Ripken's buddy. (Enter Deuce.) Some days it is really overwhelming. But most days they're just a lot of fun.

Why does Grumpy live with you? Are he and Grummy divorced or something?

Grumpy stays with us Sunday through Thursday because he is working for a big oil company here in Houston as a consultant. He spends most of his time helping me make fun of the Aggie and pining away for Grummy.

Why is Ripken such a wimp?

Born that way. I mean, he's always been a puss, as far as we can tell. But his sweetness has limits. Just ask Deuce.

Why is STP a daddy apologist?

I wish I knew the answer to that. They are BFFs 4-EVER. Sonny literally WORSHIPS the Aggie.

If you could kick the ass of one other blogger, who’s ass would be getting kicked?

Perez Hilton.

Does the Aggie have a job?

The Aggie has many, many jobs, including but not limited to: Official Pooper-Scooper, Garbage Guy, Laundry Guy, Light Bulb Changer, Royal Servant to Sonny, Plumber, Painter, Gardener and Product Assembler. He also runs his own PR business.

How long have you been married?

Three years.

Why don't you have any kids?

Because they are soul sucking leeches that ruin your Saturday night bar romp.

Do you want kids?

Oh, yes, I can't wait to be a mother! But I want to be a mother on my own terms. (After I see the world, write a novel and can work from home.)

Do you have a "real job"? Why don't you write about your work?

Yes, I do have a 9-to-5-er. And I don't discuss it on Pug Off -- unless it is in generalities -- because that's the kind of behavior that gets you fired.

What kind of work do you do?

I like to say that I'm a "recovering journalist." I left the newspaper business three years ago, and currently I'm a writer/web editor/graphic designer. I work for/with really great people and consider myself blessed. And that's all I'll say about that.

How old is Gertrude?

She was born in 2001 and we've been together ever since.